Full of fails i have my file share on bungie.net filled with my fails

I have a full 24 slot file share filled up with fails here they are at
http://www.bungie.net/stats/halo3/fileshare.aspx?player=HBK Dew Man
all are worthy at least i think tell me if you like them tell me
Slot 3: a one in a million stick through a wall
Slot 5: i some how flip a elaphant with my body
Slot 6: A double kill from across valhallah with a single sticky
Slot 7: my friend gets ion the way of my laser
Slot 8: a grenade prompts a mean atack from a unmanned warthog
Slot 9: my own plasma grenade sticks me
Slot 10: a teammate learns not to follow behind me on a mancannon
Slot 11: A long distance stick from across valhalla
Slot 12: As i throw a plasma a team mate movees in front of me and pays for it
Slot 13: Another cross vallhala stic but this time on my own team
Slot 14: A rocket flips my mongoose multiple times and we land it
Slot 16: some how the banshee i destroyed killed a friend by hitting were he was 10 seconds earlier
Slot 17: Lag shows no mercy to me in this epic fail
Slot 18: a plasma stick my teamate on heritic as he is jumping more impressive than it sounds
Slot 19: a grenade propelled mongoose splatters the murder of my friend
Slot 20: a plasma flings a fuision coil across narrows bridge to kill my friend
Slot 21: a grenade helps me clear a jump with a warthog
Slot 22: I get a two for one on teammates
Slot 23: I use the force on a frag grenade to kill a teammate and my self
Slot 24: I have two epic banshee fails within a minuate or so of each other
I know this is long but i hope you can laugh as you watch me fail, hope to be in a montage

srry the link is incomplete just add Dew Man to the end of HBK